I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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