my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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