Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
It's just like the Real World with babies
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
