so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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