You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
