ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
We need to rekindle our bromance
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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