Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
