Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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