It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
Randomize
