Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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