Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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