I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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