his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
So much Jack, so little girl.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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