i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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