when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
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