hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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