ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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