is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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