you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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