He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
