They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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