Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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