Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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