Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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