3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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