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(847): View more from Illinois

just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.

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(416): View more from Toronto

he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.

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(228): View more from Mississippi

I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.

(479): View more from Arkansas

Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?

(918): View more from Oklahoma

Hotel

(479): View more from Arkansas

WHICH HOTEL??

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