New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I think I just shit out all my problems.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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