ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
he just fucked me for my cheese.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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