I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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