She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Randomize
