Whoa Z and x make the same sound
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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