i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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