so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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