The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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