You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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