You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
you never un-have a 4some
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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