May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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