Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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