i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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