im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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