How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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