Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I am available for nakedness
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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