I can't watch pbs sober anymore
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Randomize
