Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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