I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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