Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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