As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I wish i was in the wii world.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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