she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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