if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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