I puked a lego.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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