Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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