Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
