Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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