the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Randomize
